In almost every way, I am a Snooki fan; I even spent an hour of my time watching her E! True Hollywood Story. However, now she has crossed a line. On Anderson Cooper’s new show, Snooki convinced him to get a spray tan – the first step in converting him into a gorilla guido douchebag. And I simply won’t stand for this. Because when you tarnish the perfection that is The Silver Fox, there is some serious hell to pay. Though, the only way I can think of retaliating is to NOT buy her second novel, presumably titled Not Without My Pickle: Someone Get Me A Bottle Of SoCo: The Snooki Story.
Then again, she DID manage to get him shirtless on national television, so I guess it’s not all that bad.